[Crew] The Great Deception that is Chicken Meatballs

BinarySheep binary.sheep at gmail.com
Sat Dec 23 20:36:43 GMT 2006

Anyone else thinking about ordering pizza? i'm hungry.


Stephen Parkes wrote:
> On 12/19/06, *Dizzy* <dizzy at busydizzys.com 
> <mailto:dizzy at busydizzys.com>> wrote:
>     Even the freaking tin is of better quaility. From this mornings
>     research I have concluded that brand name is not always better, I
>     will be writing to Campballs to complain and demand my 69p back or
>     at least a voucher for some soup or something usfull. Don't even
>     get me started on them crouton things they put in Cuppa Soups....
> I sent a very arsey email to perfect pizza about the fact their system 
> lost my order on halloween forcing me to argue with their franchisee 
> over the phone and then venture out into the big wide world to get 
> food for the family an hour and half after I ordered something.  I 
> thought I had blown it by using too many swear words, pointing out the 
> head office is only 10 mins away from here and asking why the fuck 
> their systems sends two emails one to tell you what your order was and 
> a second to 'confirm' reciept and acceptance of your order at the shop 
> if a failure in the shops system didn't stop the second message being 
> sent, it could have been the threat to stick their fucked up IT 
> systems where the sun don't shine that was deemed too much, but no, 
> almost 2 months on I get a very grovelling email from the customer 
> relations lady CCing the big boss and the head of IT offering 
> sincerest appologies for the late reply and confirming a full 
> investigation into the failiures of the current IT system, thanking me 
> for bringing to their attention the failings of the current system and 
> offering me vouchers for free grub which I accepted and we ate big 
> fuckoff meaty pizza with big fuckoff garlic and cheese pizza, dips and 
> colesaw.  The moral of the story you can't be too pissed off when 
> writing these letters, if I had got the phrase 'fucking arse biscuits 
> for brains' in there I am convinced I would have been hired to fix the 
> system :)
> -- 
> Steve 'sparkes' Parkes - tshirts http://nerd.ws - code http://zx-81.com
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